Thank you for visiting Riddles.com
a site designed to inform
and to cover our caboose in case you plan to sue us because you don't like how we use information
including submitting quotes to our website.
2. Personal Information We Collect
Good news! You don't have to give us any personal information when you use our website. You may
tell us your name and your life story (it's not that we're not interested
and we can't stop you)
3. Non-Personal Information We Collect
We may collect information about you that is not personal information. When you access our website and/or submit a quote
we may collect such things as your IP address
and other general information about our visitors. This information
on its own
cannot usually be used to identify you.
4. Use of Information
We may use your information for a wide variety of purposes
including printing physical paper copies of it and turning it into an origami hat (kidding again). Specifically
we may let your non-personal information be shared with:
whose server logs collect the non-personal information described above.
as a third party vendor
you should enable your cookies when you use our website. If you're new to the Internet
Think what a better world it would be if we all
the whole world
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
6. Third Party Websites
We may link to third party websites from our own website. We have no control over
and are not responsible for
these third party websites or their use of your personal information. We recommend that
if you have a ridiculous amount of free time (and nothing better to do)
you review their privacy policies and other agreements governing your use of their website. Once you do
you should report back to us in a detailed and meticulously proofread memorandum explaining all of these websites
so we may immediately put it to use under that corner of the table that is lower than the rest.
7. Third Party Access to Your Information
We protect your information from being accessed by third parties using our state of the art laser defense system. Well
we take adequate measures to protect your information. We may employ outside maintenance personnel or use a third party to host our material. Because of this
it is necessary that you permit us to give access to your information to third parties to the same extent that you authorize us to do so. For greater certainty
you also grant to any third party that we may hire
or hire as an intern for the purpose of operating
or otherwise improving or preserving our website or its underlying files or systems. You agree not to hold us liable for the actions of any of these third parties
even if we would normally be held vicariously liable for their actions
and that you must take legal action against them directly should they commit any tort or other actionable wrong against you.
8. Law Enforcement
We may disclose your information to a third party where we believe
in good faith
in bad faith
or in so-so faith
that it is desirable to do so for the purposes of a civil action
or other legal matter. In the event that we receive a subpoena affecting your privacy
we may elect to notify you to give you an opportunity to file a motion to quash the subpoena
or we may attempt to quash it ourselves
but we are not obligated to do either. Chances are that if the police are looking into your activities on a quote website
you've really got issues
and we're probably going to hand over your information and tell your family and friends.
The act of policing is
in order to punish less often
to punish more severely.
9. Security of Information
but are not obligated to
secure our website with packs of hungry bunnies; we hope they don't eat your information. However
we make no representations as to the security or privacy of your information. It is in our interest to keep our website secure
but we recommend that you use anti-virus software
and other precautions to protect yourself from security threats. (Be the third pig
not one of the first two.)
10. California Online Privacy Protection Act
We allow California users to use our website
please contact us for more information.
you must visit this page each time you come to our website
you must immediately cease using our service.
or any other matters regarding your privacy
can be sent or directed to email us.
13. Terms of Service
To review the Riddles.com Terms of Service