privacy

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  1. Introduction Thank you for visiting Riddles.com
a site designed to inform
inspire
educate and entertain users all around the globe. This Privacy Policy is written to better explain how we collect and use your information
and to cover our caboose in case you plan to sue us because you don't like how we use information
or you're a person who just doesn't like quotes. This Privacy Policy is a binding contract and you must agree to it to the same extent as our Terms of Service in order to use our services
including submitting quotes to our website. 2. Personal Information We Collect Good news! You don't have to give us any personal information when you use our website. You may
however
tell us your name and your life story (it's not that we're not interested
and we can't stop you)
but please do not share your personal details when you submit a quote to us for consideration. We will not disclose any information that you provide to us except in accordance with the provisions of this Privacy Policy. 3. Non-Personal Information We Collect We may collect information about you that is not personal information. When you access our website and/or submit a quote
we may collect such things as your IP address
browser
operating system
referring URL
and other general information about our visitors. This information
on its own
cannot usually be used to identify you. 4. Use of Information We may use your information for a wide variety of purposes
including printing physical paper copies of it and turning it into an origami hat (kidding again). Specifically
though
we may let your non-personal information be shared with: Our host
whose server logs collect the non-personal information described above. Google
as a third party vendor
uses cookies to serve ads on our websites. Google's use of the DART cookie enables it to serve ads to our users based on their visit to our sites and other sites on the Internet. Users may opt out of the use of the DART cookie by visiting the Google ad and content network privacy policy. 5. Cookies Cookies aren't just delicious; they also apparently have something to do with computers. We use cookies to save your preferences. We also use cookies to track ads and to share information with third parties as described above. Because of this
you should enable your cookies when you use our website. If you're new to the Internet
please don't try dunking your mouse in milk and eating it; this is the Number One complaint we get after users read our Privacy Policy. Think what a better world it would be if we all
the whole world
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap. Jim Taylor 6. Third Party Websites We may link to third party websites from our own website. We have no control over
and are not responsible for
these third party websites or their use of your personal information. We recommend that
if you have a ridiculous amount of free time (and nothing better to do)
you review their privacy policies and other agreements governing your use of their website. Once you do
you should report back to us in a detailed and meticulously proofread memorandum explaining all of these websites
so we may immediately put it to use under that corner of the table that is lower than the rest. 7. Third Party Access to Your Information We protect your information from being accessed by third parties using our state of the art laser defense system. Well
not really... we just wanted to use the word "laser" in our Privacy Policy. In truth
we take adequate measures to protect your information. We may employ outside maintenance personnel or use a third party to host our material. Because of this
it is necessary that you permit us to give access to your information to third parties to the same extent that you authorize us to do so. For greater certainty
every authorization which you grant to us in this Privacy Policy
you also grant to any third party that we may hire
contract
or hire as an intern for the purpose of operating
maintaining
repairing
or otherwise improving or preserving our website or its underlying files or systems. You agree not to hold us liable for the actions of any of these third parties
even if we would normally be held vicariously liable for their actions
and that you must take legal action against them directly should they commit any tort or other actionable wrong against you. 8. Law Enforcement We may disclose your information to a third party where we believe
in good faith
in bad faith
or in so-so faith
that it is desirable to do so for the purposes of a civil action
criminal investigation
or other legal matter. In the event that we receive a subpoena affecting your privacy
we may elect to notify you to give you an opportunity to file a motion to quash the subpoena
or we may attempt to quash it ourselves
but we are not obligated to do either. Chances are that if the police are looking into your activities on a quote website
you've really got issues
and we're probably going to hand over your information and tell your family and friends. The act of policing is
in order to punish less often
to punish more severely. Napoleon Bonaparte 9. Security of Information We may
but are not obligated to
secure our website with packs of hungry bunnies; we hope they don't eat your information. However
we make no representations as to the security or privacy of your information. It is in our interest to keep our website secure
but we recommend that you use anti-virus software
firewalls
and other precautions to protect yourself from security threats. (Be the third pig
not one of the first two.) 10. California Online Privacy Protection Act We allow California users to use our website
and we fully comply with California's privacy laws. If you have any questions about your rights under this Privacy Policy
please contact us for more information. 11. Amendments We may amend this Privacy Policy from time to time
and the amended version will be posted on our website in place of the old version. We will also include the date that the currently displayed Privacy Policy took effect to help you determine whether there have been any changes since you last used our website. Like our Terms of Service
you must visit this page each time you come to our website
and read and agree to it if the date it was last modified is more recent than the last time you agreed to the Privacy Policy. If you do not agree to the new Privacy Policy
you must immediately cease using our service. 12. Contact Any inquiries about your rights under this Privacy Policy
or any other matters regarding your privacy
can be sent or directed to email us. 13. Terms of Service To review the Riddles.com Terms of Service
please click
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